how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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