Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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