I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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