Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
how does that bad decision feel?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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