I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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