yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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