im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I looked at my own cervix.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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