Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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