ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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