I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
dude. I can hear the air.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
