Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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