yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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