Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wish there were birth control emojis
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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