the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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