im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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