pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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