I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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