i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize