I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
