They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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