the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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