love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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