kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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