Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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