he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
A bitchslap is in order.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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