i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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