her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
