I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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