I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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