i'm signing you up for texting rehab
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Shame - the story of my life.
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