I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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