he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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