it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I got inside last night via doggy door
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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