that's an acceptable place to lick
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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