i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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