You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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