I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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