I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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