Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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