He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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