i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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