just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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