I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The power of my boobs compel you
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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