Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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