Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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