Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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