love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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