I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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