Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
