i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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