I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You took a bar mat shot.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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