she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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