do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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