i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
