Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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