I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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